Saturday, November 14, 2009

BARE BEHIND BARS



Behind Bars No One Can Hear You Scream!
In a women's penitentiary where brutal beatings, steamy showers, and full cavity searches are the order of the day, the cons are turning into pros - and the cemetery is running out of room! To stay out of the torture chamber, the inmates can barter their bodies in the wicked warden's white slave trade, or submit to the nympho nurse's peculiar brand of medical malpractice. But when these lawless lovelies go on the lam to wreak vengeance on straight society, no one will be safe!

Prolific purveyor of perversion Oswaldo De Oliveira's (AMAZON JAIL) piece de resistance is presented here in its X-Rated entirety. A cornucopia of comely convicts (including International beauty queen Marta Anderson of MASSACRE IN DINOSAUR VALLEY and PERVERSION Scream Queen Nadia Destro) bare it all, as every frame of vicious violence, savage sexuality, and inappropriate use of pineapples, is presented pristine and intact for the first time ever in America!

EXTRAS

Theatrical Trailer

TECH SPECS

Color
Dolby Digital Mono
English
1.66:1 / 16x9
1980
95 Mins
Not Rated - Contains scenes of a graphic sexual nature
Region Code: 1

NOTES

"Chicks-In-Prison Flick That Will Make You Need A Shower!"
-Scott Weinberg, EFilmCritic.com

"Sleazy But Fun Exploitation Movie!"
-Sex Gore Mutants


So THATS what goes in on Brazilian Womens Prisons! I was wondering. Well, in this film the inmates run around the yard in makeshift "gowns" or thigh length button up shirt dress thingys and play soccer. Until someone gets shanked! Then the mean guards whose uniform code seems to dictate that shirts be unbuttoned and bra's are a big no no, turn the fire hose on 'em! Take that you dirty dastardly criminal women! Its a fun movie, in its way, with a Nurse who seems to enjoy a snort of ether a bit too often to maintain a healthy IQ, a warden who augments her state salary by selling off the occasional inmate as a slave, and whole lively crew of inmates who seem to have nothing better to do than have crazy amounts of sex and plot escape attempts. The above quoted "inappropriate use of pineapples" got my attention. becasue those things are pointy and have sharp skins! Sp let me reasure you, the pineapple is carved into a more managable shape. Still and all, this film is rated x, and while it isnt out and out porn, it does indeed cross that line from time to time, but (amazingly) always in service to the plot and story. A trio of the inmates escape during a carnivale Mass, and end up dancing thier way down the streets staight into trouble. This is the part where i flinched. yeah. This movie made me flinch, and caused my roomie (an english professor) to yell "WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE FEED TO THAT DOG!?!?!?" This trio of inmates is free, and boy, do they have alot of pent up anger to work out. All in all, an entertaining movie, if you like soapy shower scenes, the occasional murder, and about a square mile of T & A.

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